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What happens when you mix Pocahontas and Fern Gully, then blast it into outer space?

Well, you get Avatar.

Frozen Apple Pie

Bake some fucking apple pie, let it cool, and cut a piece.
Get your ice cream and scoop it on top and around.
Then put that shit in the freezer! Forget it about it.
Remember it later!
Come back and that pie is frozen!! And also Delicious.

3x3 Eyes continued

So, I started playing 3x3 Eyes some more... from the start because I didn't save.
Learned alot of strange things, Like the bombs that the big gay man makes you can blow up walls to secret holes. And that you can find a mouse by checking vents and catch them with a jar!
What the fuck!?!
And the rats can be released to eat the seals of the doors.
And still, Nobody speaks fucking English!

Finally I find my first fight! Some kind of dragon worm or something.


And it got me pretty bad at first... All the battle commands where in Gibberish.





Then this happened...

But I gave it another shot.




Then I did some crazy moves!



And kicked the creatures ass!

I still don't know what I'm doing though...

3 x 3 Eyes

So I've started playing a game called "3x3 Eyes" for Snes!

I don't know what the fuck is with this game, But I have no clue what I'm even supposed to be doing.

To make matters worse, Everybody in the damn game speaks some form of fucking Gibberish. So far the dialogue and storyline gets 0 eyes out of 3.
The only thing I can do is pick shit up and jump.

Pretty high jump though, this guy must be on PCP, at least I think it's a guy.

I have no idea who this guy is, But he helped me put together what looks like a bomb.
So thanks, Big Gay Bald Guy. If you could speak English, I would probably be friends with you.


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And now my game's frozen... If this game was decent I'd be pissed.

Fuck this shit, I'm gonna play Sim Ant.